Stojadin and Jin

Long ago, in city far away called New York, there lived a boy named Stojadin, known by a nickname Stojko Krivi. People thought that he and his mother were holding half of the city, but they actually didn’t have any money any more and the only thing they had was one duck.

Since they needed food to eat, the only way to provide it was to cut off the duck¢s head with a chainsaw. That would be a chainsaw masacre.

Mother sad to Stojko:

,,Go and catch that duck”.
,,All right madre” -sad Stojko- ,,I’ll catch that duck and cut its head off”.

Everybody knew that Stojko was well-built, like a tree stump, and smart like a donkey. He couldn¢t catch that duck. Duck cathing took three days and three nights. He was exhausted and he fall down. When he got up he found in ducks cage eighty-seven magic beans. He was stupid and he didn¢t know what they were, so Stojko threw them out of the window. Tomorrow, when he got up and looked through the window, Stojko saw a huge beanstalk stretching all the way to the sky.

He tried to climb the beanstalk, when he saw a small point in the sky which was getting bigger and bigger. That was a giant called JIN who yelled:

,,Fee, Fie, pridji k Rumenci”.
,,Oh no. He is gona flatten me like a fly”

Jin flattened Stojadin like a batty boy.
At that full stop the story is over.